Sunday, August 06, 2006
4 days...
The List tradition continues…..
When: August 2005
Where: Dinosaur BBQ
Before we got too drunk on Harley’s kick ass coconut rum and RC’s…we started two lists. One was people who we wanted to track down, the other were people we wanted to RUN down. Or hex actually.
Harley, by the way, is the best bartender at The Dinosaur Barbeque. The Dino is, hands down, the coolest place to hang in Rochester, NY. Great music, great food, a VERY extensively stocked bar and the best servers you’ll ever meet in western New York.
Anyway, back to the lists. Here’s what I can remember that we had written down; you’ll have to excuse my TERRIBLE memory.
The Must Meet list:
David Stremme and his crew chief Randy Cox (Randy seemed to be wearing Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak…we didn’t spot him once)
Bootie Barker (the story about him is yet to be told)
Jamie McMurray (another phantom of the garage)
Jimmie Johnson (he must’ve been hanging/hiding w/Jamie)
Scott Riggs (he was pretty easy to track down…we just followed the gleam coming from his teeth)
Kasey Kahne (we love shy boys)
Carl Edwards (his PR person pulled him away before we could get a picture)
Tony Stewart (this was around the time my co-hort started liking him)
Tommy Baldwin (many glimpses of him and that wonderfully form-fitting Dodge uniform. ah yes,…those were the days!)
Ryan Newman (whose hair looks much thicker in person)
Jeff Gordon (just because he was so damn nice in 2004)
The Must Hex list:
Kurt Busch (for, among MANY reasons, running over Scott Riggs at Indy)
Kevin Harvick (just for being himself)
Elliott Sadler (so we could pop his ballooned head and let some of the ego ooze out)
Rusty Wallace (although my hex from 2001 seemed to be hanging on at the time)
Brat Kenseth (for being such a dick to us in 2004)
Travis Kvapil (although it wasn’t HIS fault that he took over our buddy Brendan Gaughan’s ride, we just couldn’t hex Penske and take the chance at hurting Ryan)
Unfortunately the master lists got lost or covered in booze over the weekend so they cease to exist.
We’re working on a new one this year because it seems as if our hex list gets longer and longer every year. What can I say, the garage over-runneth with assholes!
When: August 2005
Where: Dinosaur BBQ
Before we got too drunk on Harley’s kick ass coconut rum and RC’s…we started two lists. One was people who we wanted to track down, the other were people we wanted to RUN down. Or hex actually.
Harley, by the way, is the best bartender at The Dinosaur Barbeque. The Dino is, hands down, the coolest place to hang in Rochester, NY. Great music, great food, a VERY extensively stocked bar and the best servers you’ll ever meet in western New York.
Anyway, back to the lists. Here’s what I can remember that we had written down; you’ll have to excuse my TERRIBLE memory.
The Must Meet list:
David Stremme and his crew chief Randy Cox (Randy seemed to be wearing Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak…we didn’t spot him once)
Bootie Barker (the story about him is yet to be told)
Jamie McMurray (another phantom of the garage)
Jimmie Johnson (he must’ve been hanging/hiding w/Jamie)
Scott Riggs (he was pretty easy to track down…we just followed the gleam coming from his teeth)
Kasey Kahne (we love shy boys)
Carl Edwards (his PR person pulled him away before we could get a picture)
Tony Stewart (this was around the time my co-hort started liking him)
Tommy Baldwin (many glimpses of him and that wonderfully form-fitting Dodge uniform. ah yes,…those were the days!)
Ryan Newman (whose hair looks much thicker in person)
Jeff Gordon (just because he was so damn nice in 2004)
The Must Hex list:
Kurt Busch (for, among MANY reasons, running over Scott Riggs at Indy)
Kevin Harvick (just for being himself)
Elliott Sadler (so we could pop his ballooned head and let some of the ego ooze out)
Rusty Wallace (although my hex from 2001 seemed to be hanging on at the time)
Brat Kenseth (for being such a dick to us in 2004)Travis Kvapil (although it wasn’t HIS fault that he took over our buddy Brendan Gaughan’s ride, we just couldn’t hex Penske and take the chance at hurting Ryan)
Unfortunately the master lists got lost or covered in booze over the weekend so they cease to exist.
We’re working on a new one this year because it seems as if our hex list gets longer and longer every year. What can I say, the garage over-runneth with assholes!
# posted by Green Green Green! @ 1:36 PM 
