Monday, August 07, 2006
3 days...
Is it fate or just God having a sense of humor that makes people who you don't want to see become a piece of gum on your shoe?
When: August 2004 AND 2005
Where: Watkins Glen raceway NASCAR Nextel Cup Garage
My friend seems to attract the people she loathes. They hover around her like a piece of meat to the point of hilarity.
In 2004 Boris Said seemed to be her shadow. Any where we turned there was that stick figure with the white-boy afro on top. And those teeth. Yikes!
Okay, I have to evade this subject for a bit and talk about NASCAR teeth. What is it with multi-millionaires having such bad bits? Dale Jarrett looks like he supported the last series sponsor so much that his teeth are a lovely yellow tint. Matt Borland,..as much as we love him..how can he face those nasty chompers in the mirror every morning?
But Boris' seem to be the worst of the lot. Granted, he'll never win any beauty contests with or without good teeth but you would think there's a dentist in the neighborhood who would help him so he could set a good example to his son.
I digress...
In 2005 while Boris was STILL circling my buddy like a vulture she suddenly had more attention. Her beloved Kevin Harvick. Yeah, she hates him too. We both do actually. Wait, hate is too powerful an emotion. Loathe, that's more suitable.
Anyways, any where we turned..there was that freakin 29 driver. We couldn't find Jamie or Jimmie but Kevin was on us like the plague. It was like he was waiting for us to ask for an autograph. I was practically inclined to ask him "WTF do you WANT?!?!" but I was afraid of what his stupid-ass response might be.
So be careful who you evade...they MAY begin to orbit you like a planet!
When: August 2004 AND 2005
Where: Watkins Glen raceway NASCAR Nextel Cup Garage
My friend seems to attract the people she loathes. They hover around her like a piece of meat to the point of hilarity.
In 2004 Boris Said seemed to be her shadow. Any where we turned there was that stick figure with the white-boy afro on top. And those teeth. Yikes!
Okay, I have to evade this subject for a bit and talk about NASCAR teeth. What is it with multi-millionaires having such bad bits? Dale Jarrett looks like he supported the last series sponsor so much that his teeth are a lovely yellow tint. Matt Borland,..as much as we love him..how can he face those nasty chompers in the mirror every morning?
But Boris' seem to be the worst of the lot. Granted, he'll never win any beauty contests with or without good teeth but you would think there's a dentist in the neighborhood who would help him so he could set a good example to his son.
I digress...
In 2005 while Boris was STILL circling my buddy like a vulture she suddenly had more attention. Her beloved Kevin Harvick. Yeah, she hates him too. We both do actually. Wait, hate is too powerful an emotion. Loathe, that's more suitable.
Anyways, any where we turned..there was that freakin 29 driver. We couldn't find Jamie or Jimmie but Kevin was on us like the plague. It was like he was waiting for us to ask for an autograph. I was practically inclined to ask him "WTF do you WANT?!?!" but I was afraid of what his stupid-ass response might be.
So be careful who you evade...they MAY begin to orbit you like a planet!
# posted by Green Green Green! @ 3:04 AM 
