Wednesday, March 15, 2006

 

WWBFD?


It's no secret that the administrative antics of Brian France drive me nuts. So I decided it was time to take a peek inside that diabolical mind that is running NASCAR's heritage into the ground and ask... What would Brian France do?

Top Ten Things on Brian France's "To Do" List:

1. Replace campgrounds around the speedways with golf courses

2. Call in bomb threats to Bristol and Richmond to move their races to California

3. Appoint Tony Stewart as Director of Media Relations

4. Four words... California Restrictor Plate Track

5. Implement use of "Applause-O-Meter" to determine the race winner

6. Ban beer from races in favor of mimosas and wine spritzers

7. Move the Awards Banquet to Hollywood, with entertainment by Clay Aiken

8. Turkey legs to be replaced by assorted brie and cracker trays

9. Divert all funding from R&D to the Dale Earnhardt Jr. cloning project

10. Relinquish control of the sanctioning body to the United Arab Emirates

# posted by Green Green Green! @ 5:33 PM
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